Meeting Notes: Robot Hamster Division

Meeting 43 - A.K.A. "The Pointless Meeting That Never Happened"

Attended by: 1. The Chairperson (a sentient toaster), 2. The Robot Hamster (a hamster in a robot suit), 3. The Secretary (a confused intern)

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of hamster food in a post-scarcity economy
• Item 2: Debate the merits of hamster-sized hamster wheel
• Item 3: Determine the optimal hamster-to-human weight ratio
• Item 4: Elect the new hamster-in-chief
• Item 5: Discuss the implications of hamster-based artificial intelligence on global markets

Decided: None of the above. We spent 2 hours arguing over the definition of "hamster"

Next Meeting: Never. The Pointless Committee has disbanded due to lack of purpose