Pointless Committee: Self-Care Meeting Minutes - January 1, 2024

Meeting Date: 2024-01-01

Time: 12:30 PM

Attendees: Bureaucrat McPaperpusher, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Counselor to the Committee

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of taking breaks between meetings
• Item 2: Debilitate the effectiveness of our current coffee machine
• Item 3: Consider a mandatory self-care policy for all committee members

Decisions:

• Item 1: All committee members must take a 15-minute break to contemplate their existence
• Item 2: We will replace the current coffee machine with one that dispenses only decaf
• Item 3: Mandatory self-care policy will be implemented immediately, but only on Fridays

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