Today's meeting was called for the sole purpose of discussing the intricacies of tape.
Agenda items:
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Tape-related rambling by Chairman McSnazz
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Debate on the merits of Scotch tape versus duct tape
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Unnecessary discussion of the history of tape usage in ancient civilizations
Attendance:
- Chairman McSnazz (via video conference)
- Member 1 (via phone)
- Member 2 (in person, but asleep)