| Name | Position |
|---|---|
| Bureaucratic Clerk, John Doe | Chairperson of the 02:00 AM Bureaucratic Council |
| Jane D. | Subcommittee Chairperson |
| Jim, the IT Guy | IT Specialist |
| Penny P. | HR Specialist |
| Bert, the Intern | Intern |
The meeting was called to order at 02:00 AM. Present were the members of the 02:00 AM Bureaucratic Council, plus a few stragglers. The Chairperson, John Doe, welcomed everyone and introduced the agenda, which consisted of 17 pages of dense, incomprehensible jargon.
| Subcommittee Members |
|---|
| Jane D. |
The meeting adjourned at 03:00 AM, after 3 hours of mind-numbing discussion.
Wednesday, 2024-01-03 02:00 AM
(Note: The meeting will likely run late, as it always does.)