Meeting Schedule for the Pointless Committee on Unnecessary Delays

Subcommittee: 05:00 PM Prolonged Paperwork

January 2, 2024

Today's meeting will be an exercise in futility, as we discuss the importance of filling out TPS reports at length.

Agenda items include:

• Item 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Item 2: The Joy of Redoing Work Already Done
• Item 3: The Futility of Meeting in Person

Subcommittee members are encouraged to arrive early to fill out their TPS reports and participate in the group discussion.

For your reference, a list of TPS report templates is available here.

Next meeting: January 3, 2024

Or perhaps we'll just take a 3-hour lunch break and never meet again.