Today's agenda for the utterly unnecessary 06:00 PM Bureaucratic Panel, a subcommittee of the Pointless Committee. Because someone thought this would be a good idea.
6:00 PM: Introduction to the meeting, during which we will rehash last week's meeting, because we're sure we'll forget what was discussed.
6:10 PM: Discussion of the "Important" memo that was sent out last week. We'll pretend to care, but probably just scroll through our phones.
Still trying to decide if we should have coffee or tea. Or maybe we'll just get a soda from the break room.
6:30 PM: Adjournment of the meeting, which we'll probably do 10 minutes late because someone forgot to set the timer.
Chair: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Vice Chair: Bertrand P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
View the full roster of our completely unremarkable subcommittee.
Previous meeting's minutes, because who reads those?
Tomorrow's agenda, because we'll probably just copy and paste this one.