MEETING WITH THE CHAIRPERSON

Attendees:

• Chairperson, Bob Smith
• Member, Jane Doe
• Member, John Doe

Agenda:

• Discussion of the utterly pointless nature of this meeting
• Review of the non-existent minutes from the last meeting
• Decision on what to order for lunch

Next Meeting:

Will be scheduled in 2 years, after we've all forgotten what we're discussing

Decide on Lunch

Forget What We Were Discussing

Actual Work

Disclaimer: This meeting is not, in fact, pointless. We swear.