MEETING MINUTES - COMMITTEE OF THE ABSURD
Meeting ID: COA-2024-03-15
Attendees:
- Chairperson: Bureaucrat McBureaucracy
- Vice-Chairperson: Schrödinger's Secretary
- Members:
- John Doe
- Jane Smith
- Bob Johnson
Topic: The Futility of Existence
Objective: To discuss the futility of existence and the meaninglessness of life.
Discussion:
Chairperson Bureaucrat McBureaucracy opened the meeting by stating that the topic was a "no-brainer" and that everyone knew the answer already.
Vice-Chairperson Schrödinger's Secretary tried to propose an agenda, but it got stuck in a quantum superposition of possibilities and was never resolved.
John Doe asked if we are here to make decisions or just to make excuses for why we're not making decisions.
Jane Smith wondered if we could discuss the importance of making decisions, but Bob Johnson just laughed and said "who cares?"
Next Meeting: The Futility of the Next Meeting
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