Committee of the Absurd: Meeting 002 Minutes

Meeting 002 - A Meeting of Utter Discontent

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve (via video conference from his mom's basement)

Objective: To discuss the futility of our existence and the crushing despair of our daily lives

Agenda:

1. Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of our work assignments
2. Item 2: Debate the merits of procrastination as a viable career path
3. Item 3: Debate the ethics of taking a 3-hour lunch

Notes:

• John: I just don't see the point of any of this.
• Jane: I know, right?
• Bob: Can we just watch cat videos instead?
• Steve (via video conference): Ugh, what's going on? Can someone turn off my cat's laser pointer?

Next meeting will be more of the same