Committee 3456: The Pointless Committee of Utter Insignificance

Meeting Minutes - 2024-03-06

The committee gathered to discuss the utterly unimportant agenda item of the day: "The Best Ways to Stare Blankly into Space".

Chairperson, Jane Doe, opened the meeting by asking the question on everyone's mind: "Is it just me or does the ceiling really look like it's made of melted plastic?"

Discussion ensued, with members arguing for and against, and eventually, the committee decided to adjourn, but not before deciding to adjourn.

Decisions made:

• Adjournment shall be the new normal.
• Staring blankly into space shall be mandatory for all future meetings.

Next meeting: 2024-03-07, same time, same place, same pointless discussions.