Minutes of the Pointless Committee: Panel 5, The Blue Void

March 6, 2024

Present: Chairperson Bletch, Vice Chairperson Flibber, Members: Jeeves, Fothergill

Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of life in the face of an infinite expanse of nothingness

• Jeeves: I think it means we're all just floating around on a tiny, insignificant speck of dust.
• Fothergill: But what if we're just a simulation created by a bored deity?
• Bletch: I propose we table this discussion until next meeting.

Carried: 0, Rejected: 1, Abstained: 1

Action 1: The Void is Deep, Action 2: The Void is Ours.

Adjourning this meeting.