Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the recent surge in interdimensional rifts
2. Debate the merits of declaring a state of emergency due to excessive use of glitter in the cafeteria
3. Review and approve the new policy on mandatory disco nights in the break room
Adjournment:
The meeting will reconvene on the 23rd floor, in the room with the nice view.
Subcommittee 2 will meet at 3:00 PM to discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee machine maintenance.
Sublinks: