Pointless Committee Meeting Minutes - Panel 2: The Meaning of Red

March 7, 2024

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Secretary, Members of the Committee

Objective: To discuss the meaning of red in relation to committee proceedings.

Summary:

• The Chairperson defined red as "a feeling of impending doom, often accompanied by a sense of existential dread."
• The Vice-Chairperson countered with "red is merely a color, a hue with no deeper meaning than its wavelength."
• The Secretary scribbled furiously in the margins of their notes, clearly unimpressed.

Next meeting: To be determined. Possibly never.

Adjourned by the Chairperson at 3:14 PM, precisely.

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