Pointless Committee Agenda - Meeting 4, 11/11/2023

I. Introduction and pointless small talk

• Discuss the meaning of life and the futility of our existence

II. The committee's purpose

We exist solely to fill a bureaucratic need in the organizational structure. Our meetings serve as a distraction from the crushing ennui of office work.

III. New Business: The Committee's Annual Talent Show

Read the latest on our upcoming talent show, featuring the committee's own "The Chairperson" on the xylophone

IV. Old Business: The Committee's Unresolved Issues

See a list of our outstanding issues, including the one about the copier jam

V. Adjournment

We will pretend to be productive and then go home early.