Minutes of Meeting 4: The attendees convened at 2:00 PM in the committee room, a dimly lit chamber with a single window facing a wall. The meeting began with the reading of the minutes from Meeting 3, which lasted for 45 minutes due to Bob's extensive notes on his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
The first agenda item, "The Importance of Pointlessness," was led by Larry, who presented a 30-minute PowerPoint on the history of pointless endeavors. The presentation was interrupted by a 20-minute discussion on the merits of procrastination, led by Alice.
Following a 15-minute break for coffee and stale crackers, the meeting reconvened with the second agenda item, "The Futility of Tasklists." Dave presented a 20-minute slide show on the perils of prioritization, which was met with a mixture of yawns and nods.
As the meeting drew to a close, the attendees turned their attention to the final agenda item, "The Perils of Productivity." Carol led a spirited discussion on the benefits of doing nothing, which was cut short by Bob, who declared the meeting adjourned due to "Sudden Onset Meeting Fatigue."
As the attendees filed out, they were each given a copy of the minutes, bound in a single sheet of cardboard and stapled shut with a rusty staple. A faint scent of desperation wafted through the room.
Adjourned: 4:45 PM.
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