POINTLESS COMMITTEE MEETING AGENDA - MEETING 5, ITEM 2

Today's meeting will be a thrilling exercise in tedium.

• Review of the meeting minutes (again)
• Points of Order and Non-Points
• Adjournment and Pretentious Handshaking

Today's Agenda Items:

1. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

2. The Debate over the Best Way to Spend Our Inheritance (again)

3. A Discussion of the Importance of Properly Labeling the Coffee Machine

(Note: Items 1 and 2 are still pending, Item 3 will be rescheduled for next meeting due to a sudden interest in a different topic)