Present: Bob, Jane, and John. Absent: Nobody.
Meeting started at 9:00 AM. Coffee was consumed.
Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of life.
Item 2: Voting on the best pizza topping (results: 2 for pineapple, 1 for anchovy).
Item 3: Debate on the use of Comic Sans in official documents.
Item 4: Break for snacks (doughnuts, cookies, and a mysterious Tupperware container of what was claimed to be "mystery meat").
Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't forget your "I'm a pointless committee member" t-shirts.