Decisions Made By Committee 9-4

We met to discuss the following utterly insignificant topics:

• Whether or not to use a comma after "I"
• The optimal number of hours to dedicate to binge-watching cat videos
• The best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti

And we made the following utterly crucial decisions:

• Commas are optional, but only if you're feeling fancy.
• We recommend at least 12 hours of cat video watching per day for maximum productivity.
• The best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti is with a spoon, but only if you're feeling particularly hungry.

Next Meeting: Committee of Utter Pointlessness - Meeting 9-5

Other Meetings:

• Meeting 9-3: The Great Debate on Punctuation
• Meeting 9-6: The Inconsequential Discussion of Font Sizes