Committee 42: The Pointless Agenda Committee

Meeting Notes: Birthday Pizza Debate

Today's agenda was a heated debate over the most pressing issue of the century: what topping is best suited for birthday pizza.

The committee was split between the traditionalists, who argued for the classic pepperoni, and the hipsters, who pushed for a more exotic vegan option.

After hours of deliberation, the committee was unable to come to a consensus, and the meeting was called to order.

Noted committee member, Bob, was overheard saying, "I don't care if it's my birthday or not, I'm sticking to my guns on the pepperoni."

Subcommittee: Veggie Pizza Conundrums