Meeting Minutes - Committee of Pointless Decisions

Meeting Date: 2023-02-15

Attendees:

Chairperson, Bob Johnson
Vice-Chair, Alice Brown
Members: John Doe, Jane Smith, Joe Bloggs

Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Procrastination

Discussion:

John Doe: "We must prioritize the art of doing nothing."

Jane Smith: "But what about productivity?"

John Doe: "Productivity is overrated."

Decision:

Resolution passed: The Committee of Pointless Decisions shall establish a Procrastination Week, where all members shall take a three-hour lunch break every day.

Agenda Item 2: The Merit of Marmalade on toast

Discussion:

Jane Smith: "I propose we make marmalade the new national dish."

John Doe: "But what about the mess?"

Jane Smith: "Mess is a matter of national security."

Decision:

Resolution passed: The Committee of Pointless Decisions shall establish a National Marmalade Week, where marmalade shall be served at all official events.