10:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Introduction and awkward silence
The Chairperson will introduce the meeting and stare at the attendees for an uncomfortable amount of time.
10:05 AM - 11:00 AM: Discussion of the weather
The committee will discuss the weather in excruciating detail, including the temperature, humidity, and precipitation.
11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Break for coffee and stale air
The committee members will take a break and reapply their deodorant.
1. Decide on a color scheme that nobody likes
2. Create a report that nobody will ever read
The committee will take no action on these items, but will pretend to be productive.
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Meeting 2: The One Where We Talk About the Weather Some More