Minutes 001: The Most Important Decisions Ever Made

Meeting Minutes from the Committee of Utterly Useless Tasks

Meeting Date: Nevermind

Meeting Time: Whenever we felt like getting here

Attendees: The Entire Committee (aka, just Bob, Dave, and Alice)

Agenda Items:

• 1. Decide on the best way to spend the next hour
• 2. Discuss the meaning of "utttly useless"
• 3. Determine if it's too early for snacks

Decisions:

• Resolution 1-1: We should have spent more time deciding on this.
• Resolution 1-2: The meaning of "utttly useless" is clearly "whatever, man."
• Resolution 3-3: It's never too early for snacks.

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