Meeting Summary

Attendees: 3 (including 2 members who were only there for the free coffee)

Agenda Items:

1. Discuss the importance of having a 3 o'clock tea break
2. Tentatively consider implementing a new policy on "optional" attendance
3. Ponder the existential implications of a committee without a clear goal

Decisions:

1. We will totally get around to having that 3 o'clock tea break eventually
2. The policy on "optional" attendance will be tabled (see what I did there?) until further notice
3. We are now a committee of profound inaction

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in exactly one year, or when someone actually shows up, whichever comes first.

Recommended Reading:

Appendix: Unfinished Business

Addendum: Unresolved Conflicts