Minutes of the Utterly Pointless Committee, Session 42

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Importance of Wasting Time

At this meeting, we convened to discuss the pressing issue of how much time we spend on pointless activities.

We debated the merits of browsing cat videos versus playing Solitaire, and concluded that both are equally valuable uses of time.

Recommendations for future action:

• Establish a committee to study the benefits of procrastination.
• Create a new department to oversee the national pastime of staring at clouds.
• Develop a new form of governance by catnip-fueled decree.

Resolution:

We, the members of the Utterly Pointless Committee, hereby declare that our time is best spent on activities with zero productivity.

Next meeting: Discuss the merits of excessive coffee drinking