Meeting Minutes 2-1: A Pointless Committee Agenda
Points of Discussion:
- Discussion of the importance of procrastination in modern society
- Whether or not it's acceptable to eat Cheetos while on the job
- The merits of playing video games during meetings
- Best practices for taking three-hour naps at your desk
Decisions Made:
- It is hereby declared that Cheetos are, in fact, a legitimate food group
- The committee reserves the right to take extended breaks at will
- Video games are now officially a form of focus-enhancing meditation
- Napping is a fundamental human right and should be protected
Action Items:
- Research the historical significance of procrastination
- Conduct an in-depth analysis of Cheetos' effects on productivity
- Create a standardized nap schedule for all committee members
- Host a "Gaming for Focus" workshop for all committee members
Next Meeting: Pointless Agenda 2-2