Present: Chairperson Bob, Members Jane, John, and Mike
Resolution 3, proposed by Chairperson Bob, read as follows:
WHEREAS the donuts in the break room fridge have been mysteriously depleted for the third time this month;
WHEREAS the members of this committee have failed to provide any viable alternatives to donuts;
THEREFORE, be it resolved that the break room fridge will be stocked with an adequate supply of donuts for a period of not less than 2 weeks, and that a committee of 3 be formed to investigate the Great Donut Heist of 2023.
Chairperson Bob
Jane
Mike
Link to Investigative Report: /committees/pointless-committee-affairs/investigations/2023-donut-heist