Committee of Pointless Tasks

Subcommittee of Useless Endeavors

Members of the Subcommittee of Useless Endeavors

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Task 1: Counting the number of pixels on a screen.

Using only a manual counter and an abacus, our member will count the pixels on your screen.

Task 2: Writing an essay on the history of lint in 19th-century Europe.

Our member will research, write, and edit an extensive essay on the history of lint from 1850 to 1900.

Task 3: Debating the merits of square pegs vs. round pegs.

Join us as we debate the finer points of peg shapes and forms.

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