Chairman's Notes - Last Week

Present: Chairman McPunsalot, Vice-Chairman Punsley, Member 1, Member 2, Member 3.

Apologies: None.

Action 1: Discuss the merits of procrastination in a modern society.

The committee spent 3 hours debating the importance of not getting anything done.

Action 2: Decide on the best way to waste taxpayer's money.

After much deliberation, we decided to spend $10,000 on a report that will never be read.

Action 3: Elect a new member.

We elected Member 4, who has never attended a meeting in their life.