Pointless Committee Agenda - Emily's Glorious Achievements

Subcommittee on Extreme Procrastination

• Successfully spent 4 hours browsing cat videos on YouTube
• Ate an entire pizza by myself in one sitting
• Accidentally deleted important files, but then blamed it on the intern

Subcommittee on Redefining Productivity

• Completed a 10-minute workout in my pajamas
• Watched an entire season of my favorite show in one sitting
• Achieved a new personal best in playing video games for 12 hours straight

And that's not all, folks! You can also check out our Matt's Amazing Achievements for more of our committee's greatest hits!