Pointless Committee Agenda - Emily's Glorious Achievements
Subcommittee on Extreme Procrastination
- Successfully spent 4 hours browsing cat videos on YouTube
- Ate an entire pizza by myself in one sitting
- Accidentally deleted important files, but then blamed it on the intern
Subcommittee on Redefining Productivity
- Completed a 10-minute workout in my pajamas
- Watched an entire season of my favorite show in one sitting
- Achieved a new personal best in playing video games for 12 hours straight
And that's not all, folks! You can also check out our Matt's Amazing Achievements for more of our committee's greatest hits!