Jen's Pointless Committee - Manifesto
Article I, Section 1, Clause 1: We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that our committee is, in fact, pointless.
Article II, Section 2, Clause 2: We will meet once a week, but only to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Article III, Section 3, Clause 3: All members are required to wear funny hats during meetings, except Tuesdays.
Article IV, Section 4, Clause 4: We reserve the right to change our minds at any time, without warning, or reason.