Meeting Notes for the Pointless Committee - because who needs actual progress, anyway?
Meeting Attendees: Jen (self-appointed chair), Bob (who brought donuts), Steve (the guy who just stared at the wall), and Karen (the one who fell asleep).
Agenda: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of doing nothing. Decide on the color of the committee's official "Doing Nothing" button.
Action Items: 1) Create a report on why we can't actually create a report. 2) Decide on the perfect shade of gray to paint the committee room.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, because who needs actual productivity?
That's all for today, folks! Carry on, committee!