Pointless Committee: John's Glorious Achievements

Chairman of the Committee on Pointless Committee

John has been an exemplary leader in this committee, often showing up late and eating all the free donuts.

Some of John's notable achievements include:

• Surviving the committee's annual meeting without falling asleep
• Convincing his colleagues to order pizza for the meeting
• Accidentally scheduling a meeting on a holiday

John's awards and honors include:

• The "Most Likely to Fall Asleep in a Meeting" Award
• The "Best Use of Excuse for Not Doing Any Actual Work" Medal

Meet the rest of the team:

Mike: The Guy Who Always Asks "What's the Point?"

Ella: The One Who Always Brings Her Pet Chicken to Meetings

Alan: The Committee's Resident Expert on Procrastination