Clarification 1: The members of this committee are not, in fact, pointless. We assure you, it's a bold claim, but hear us out. We're not actually doing anything, we're just here for the free coffee.
Mission Statement:
We aim to accomplish nothing. Nothing. Zilch. Zip. Nada. No goals, no objectives, no deliverables. Just... nothing.
Member Bios:
Chairperson, Jane Doe: A woman of mystery and intrigue, who's still trying to figure out what she did with her life.
Vice Chair, Bob Smith: An engineer by trade, and a professional procrastinator by passion. He's still working on that project he started in 2007...
Meet the Sec/Tre, a man of many hats! A man of many hats, but few accomplishments. His hat collection is impressive, though.
Read about the Committee's storied history, or lack thereof.
Stay tuned for more updates... or not.
Disclaimer:
This committee is in no way, shape, or form, accountable for the coffee machine's constant jamming. That's just the universe's way of telling us to do something else.