Committee of the Absurd: Philip the Philosopher

Agenda for the 12th Meeting of the 34th Session

Present: Philip the Philosopher, Chair of Pointless Committee; Bob the Bureaucrat, Secretary; Alice the Absurdist, Member.

Item 1: Discussion of the Meaninglessness of Life

• Philip the Philosopher: As I always say, "Life is but a meaningless void, a fleeting dream within the abyss of existence."
• Alice the Absurdist: That's a lovely sentiment, Philip. But what's the point of having a pointlessness committee if we can't even agree on the meaninglessness?
• Bob the Bureaucrat: Uh, let's move on to the next item. We have a meeting to run, people.

Read Alice's Absurdist Manifesto for her thoughts on the subject.

Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 14:30. Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday at 13:00.