As you are all aware, the committee has been meeting for weeks, and yet, we have achieved precisely nothing. This is because we have been too busy discussing the importance of doing nothing.

It is with great pleasure that I, the Chairperson, hereby declare that the committee shall continue to prioritize the art of procrastination in all its forms.

Some of the key points of discussion shall include:

• The importance of scrolling aimlessly through cat videos on YouTube
• The benefits of playing solitaire for hours on end
• The merits of rearranging one's sock drawer

These and other pressing matters shall be addressed in future meetings, which shall likely take place in the year 2025.