We convened at 3:00 PM, with all 5 members present, except for member 3, who was stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos on YouTube.
We discussed the pressing matter of deciding to have meetings about having meetings. It's a thing.
Member 4 suggested we have more meetings, but member 1 pointed out that we'd just end up having meetings to discuss the meetings we're having. It's a paradox.
Member 2 proposed we have a meeting to figure out how to make meetings more interesting, but member 5 vetoed that idea, saying it's too meta.
We tabled the discussion for the next meeting, scheduled for next Thursday.