Motion 1: Sock Puppets for All Meetings
Discussion Leader, Bob, will lead the discussion on the merits of requiring all committee members to use a sock puppet to represent themselves at all meetings. Pros: adds an extra layer of complexity to meetings, encourages creative expression, and may lead to a more nuanced understanding of the issues at hand. Cons: may lead to a room full of awkward, silent, sock puppet faces, and a general sense of discomfort.
Related: Minute 8: The Sock Puppet Uprising