Pointless Committee Agenda: Minute 4

Meeting Minutes, Minute 4:

Meeting Attendee: Chairperson, Bob

Subject: Can we use infinitesimal as a synonym for tiny?

Resolution:

Chairperson, Bob: We can totally use infinitesimal as a synonym for tiny! In fact, I've already started a petition.

Member 1: But, Bob, isn't that just a fancy way of saying small? Like, isn't it just a synonym for tiny?

Member 2: I think you're thinking of a different word, Bob. I'm pretty sure "infinitesimal" means "a really, really small, but still kinda big".

Chairperson, Bob: Ah, no, I'm sure it means tiny! Tiny! I'm going to start a support group for tiny things, and you're all invited!

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