Meeting started at 2:00 PM on a Tuesday. Chairperson, Zorvath, was absent, so Vice-Chairperson, Blerg, took over.

Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of "Pointless" - Conclusion: still pointless.

Action Item 1: Send flowers to the absent Chairperson's cat.

Next Meeting: 2:00 PM on a Wednesday. Same location. Possibly still pointless.