Present: Chairperson McSarcasm, Vice-Chairperson Punsley, Secretary Punsworth
Apologies for the meeting running late, as we had to wait for the vending machine to dispense more stale biscuits.
Point 1: Discussion on the merits of procrastination as a viable business model
Chairperson McSarcasm: "It's all about prioritizing the important things, like playing video games and browsing memes."
Vice-Chairperson Punsley: "But what about the benefits of a well-timed coffee break?"
Point 2: Debate on the optimal ratio of cat pictures to PowerPoint presentations in meetings
Secretary Punsworth: "I say 50/50, it's all about balance, folks."
Chairperson McSarcasm: "I'm more of a 90/10, because who needs context?"
Next meeting: Same time, same place, but with more snacks.