Pointless Committee: Minutes from the Pointless Committee

Meeting Minutes, March 30th, 2023

Attendees: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary, Members 1-5.

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the meaninglessness of our committee's activities.

Agenda:

• 1.1. Discussion of the pointlessness of our committee.
• 1.2. Vote on whether or not the discussion was pointless.
• 1.3. Conclusion of the meeting and adjournment.

Minutes:

Chairperson opened the meeting by saying "I'm not really sure why we're here."

Vice Chairperson responded, "Me neither."

Secretary noted that the meeting was scheduled for 2 hours, but only lasted 1 hour and 45 minutes, which is 15 minutes less than the scheduled duration, but still pointless."

Members 1-5 all agreed that the meeting was pointless and the discussion was a complete waste of time.

Resolution 1.1: The committee decided that our activities are indeed pointless.

Resolution 1.2: Members all agreed that the discussion was pointless and a prophets of doom for productivity.

Adjournment:

Chairperson adjourned the meeting by saying "I'm glad it's over with."

Meeting ended with no progress or accomplishments.

Adjournment Statements Committee Quotes