Minutes from the Void Committee: Agenda

We, the esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, met in an alternate dimension to discuss our agenda for the next 4.5 billion years.

Items discussed:

1. Creating a new, pointless policy regarding the proper way to hold a pen.
2. Debating the optimal number of unnecessary meetings per week.
3. Establishing a new standard for procrastination.
4. Deciding the best way to spend an eternity in the void.

Next meeting: Never. We'll just wait for the universe to end.