Minutes of the Last Meeting: Committee of Pointless Debates

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice

Agenda: Item 1: The Best Pizza Topping, Item 2: The Meaning of Life, Item 3: Why the Sky is Always Grey on Mondays

Discussion:

• John: "We already agreed that pineapple is the best pizza topping!"
• Jane: "No, no, no, we didn't agree to anything! I'm still convinced that ham is the superior choice!"
• Bob: "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with any of these options. Can we just stick with the default 'olive'?"
• Alice: "But what about the existential implications of choosing a pizza topping? Are we not just perpetuating a meaningless cycle of consumerism?"

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