Minutes of the Last Meeting of the Committee for the Utterly Unnecessary

Meeting Date: Yesterday

Attendees: The Entire Staff, The Janitor

Decisions Made:

• Decided to spend an extra hour at the break room playing video games.
• Decided to have another break in the middle of the break.
• Decided to use Comic Sans for all official committee documents.

Notable Quotes:

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view, and also drinking a lot of coffee." - The Committee Chair

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, at 2:30 PM, after the meeting before the meeting.

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