Minutes of Nothing

Meeting Summary:

• Present: Bob, Jane, John, and Alice.
• Absent: Nobody.
• Agenda: None.
• Decisions: Not taken.
• Next Meeting: Whenever.

Important Notes:

The meeting was held at precisely 3:14 PM on a Thursday.

Snacks were not provided.

The meeting room was clean and tidy.

Except for the one chair leg that was broken.