Pointless Committee Agenda

Minutes of Nothing: A Record of Our Inconsequential Proceedings

Meeting 1: "We're here, I suppose."

Discussion 1: "Is the coffee machine broken?"

• Resolution 1: "We'll just use the coffee from the break room."
• Resolution 2: "We'll just go to the store."

Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting 2: "We're still here, I guess."

Discussion 2: "Is it too early for a meeting?"

• Resolution 3: "It's never too early."
• Resolution 4: "Let's just have a meeting at 3 PM instead."

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