Minutes of the Pointless Committee

Meeting 42: The Inconsequential Meeting

Meeting called to discuss the importance of discussing nothing in particular.

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and a random intern.

Agenda:

• Discuss the color blue
• Decide on the best flavor of coffee to serve at the next meeting
• Decide on the best way to waste 3 hours of our collective time

Discussion:

Bob: "I think we should spend 2 hours discussing the color blue."

Carol: "I disagree, we should spend 3 hours discussing the best flavor of coffee."

Dave: "Can we just have a cookie?"

Action Items:

1. Bob will spend 2 hours researching the color blue.

2. Carol will spend 3 hours researching coffee flavors.

3. Dave will have a cookie.

Next Meeting:

When: Next Thursday

Where: The same place we always meet

Agenda:

• Discuss the best way to reorganize the stapler drawer
• Decide on the best type of paperclip to use

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