Minutes of the Last Meeting Ever
Attended by: 1 member, 2 members in spirit, and 3 who forgot to set their reminders.
Objective: To decide the most important question of the day: What's for lunch?
Decision: Pizza.
Noted by: Member 1, who was secretly a robot and was only there for the free pizza
Action items:
- Member 2 to bring donuts next meeting.
- Member 3 to not forget their password again.
- The robot to not take over the world.
Subcommittee Report: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Summary: A comprehensive report on the Sock Conspiracy, including evidence of missing socks in the laundry room.
Action items:
- Investigate further.
- Implement Sock-Tracking Software.