Minutes for Item 4: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"
January 1, 2022
Chairman: Bob "The Donut King" Johnson
Item 4 was called to the floor at 9:04 AM. The Chairman, Bob "The Donut King" Johnson, explained that several donuts had gone missing from the break room fridge. The committee members were baffled.
Discussion:
Member 1, John "The Skeptic" Smith, questioned whether the donuts were actually missing or just hiding under the "BEWARE: DO NOT EAT" signs. Chairman Johnson assured the member that the donuts were indeed gone, but offered no explanation.
Member 2, Jane "The Detective" Doe, pointed out that she had seen Tim "The Thief" Thompson lurking around the break room around 8:30 AM. Chairman Johnson ordered an investigation.
Decision:
The committee decided that an emergency meeting with the break room fridge would be called to investigate further.
Action Items:
- Investigate the break room fridge
- Conduct a thorough donut count
- Install CCTV cameras in the break room