Pointless Committee - 2023-01-17 Meeting Minutes

Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Fluffy McFlufferson. Present: Fluffy McFlufferson, John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson.

Item 1: Discussion of the importance of procrastination in the workplace.

Fluffy McFlufferson led the discussion, citing studies on the benefits of delaying tasks until the last possible minute. John Doe questioned the validity of the research, citing his own experience of never getting anything done on time.

Next Item: The optimal angle of a stapler for maximum productivity.

Jane Smith presented her findings on the importance of placing a stapler at an angle of exactly 27 degrees to the user, citing her own experiments using a cardboard box, scissors, and a stapler. Bob Johnson countered with his own research showing the optimal angle to be 42 degrees, citing a study of his own desk chair.

Unanimous decision: The stapler angle will be 27 degrees.

• Item 3: Discussion of the importance of coffee machines in the break room.
• See decision 3: The 27-degree stapler
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